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America Lou, easy chew.
Metal Guru, is it you?
I'll be clinging on
Production machine
I'll be clean you know
Pollution machine
I'll be clinging to the washing machine.
I'll be clean you know pollution machine.
Mary-Lou, is a jew.
Metal Guru, is it you?
Mary-Lou, is it you?
Metal guru, is it you?
Medagaroo, easy chew
Metal guru, is it you?
Medical Rue, is a Jew
Metal Guru, is it you?
Melly Baloo, is it true?
Metal guru, is it you?
Men on the roof, could it be?
Metal Guru, could it be?
Met a rooroo, is it true?
Metal guru, is it you?
Meta-garoo, is it you?
Metal guru, is it you?
Metal Guru has it been
Just like a film star's sabre-tooth dream
I'll be cleaning your potato machine
Metal Guru has it been
Just like a silver-studded sabre-tooth dream
I'll be clean you know
Pollution machine
Metal Guru has it been
Just like a silk scarf save a tooth dream
I'll be clean you know
Position machine
Metal Guru has it been
Just like a silver-studded sabre-tooth dream
I'll be clean you know
Pollution machine
Metal Guru has it been
Just like a sister's able to scream
I'll be cleaning out the washing machine
Metal Guru has it been
Just like a silver-studded sabre-tooth dream
I'll be clean you know
Pollution machine
Metal Guru, is a Jew.
Metal Guru, is it you?
Metal guru, inner tube
Metal guru, is it you?
Metal guru, is a Jew
See you there in your automated chair
Metal guru, is it you?
Sitting there in your armour-plated chair
Millie Vanoo, is it you?
Metal Gure, is it you?
Mister Magoo, is it you?
Metal guru, is it you?
Nelly Magoo, here's a chew.
Metal guru, is it you?
She'll be wild you know a rotten vagina, yeah
She'll be wild you know a rock and roll child, oh yeah
Vanilla gnu, is it you?
Metal Guru, is it you?