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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Merry X-Mas Everybody that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Steps', "Merry X-Mas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the ferries keep things over for a day?
Original Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
Steps', "Merry X-Mas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does it chug upon his sleigh?
Original Lyrics:
Does it tug upon his sleigh?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you hanging up a coffin on your wall?
Original Lyrics:
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you hanging up your turkey on the wall?
Original Lyrics:
Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep a snowball for a day?
Original Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep him sober 'cause he's gay?
Original Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a terd up on his sleigh?
Does a terd up on his sleigh?
Original Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Original Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on a sleigh.
Does a ton up on a sleigh.
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
There's a turnip on his sleigh.
There's a turnip on his sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on his sleigh.
Does a ton up on his sleigh.
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya,
That her old thongs are the best?
That her old thongs are the best?
Original Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya,
That the old songs are the best?
That the old songs are the best?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and spreading Covid with the rest
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and spreading Covid with the rest
Original Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old socks are the best?
That the old socks are the best?
Original Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
That the old songs are the best?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only just a gun
Original Lyrics:
It's only just begun
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the time that every Santa has a bottle
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him over for a day?
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him over for a day?
Original Lyrics:
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa's balls?
When he sees your mama kissing Santa's balls?
Original Lyrics:
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you land upon your head are you insane?
Original Lyrics:
When you land upon your head then you've been slayed
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