Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mercedes Benz that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Darling, four dollars is trying to find me.
'Dialling For Dollars' is trying to find me.
I must be a man.
I must make amends.
My friends all drive floor shifts I must make amends
My friends all drive Porsches.
My friends all drive forces.
My friends all drive Porsches.
My friends all drive horseshoes.
My friends all drive Porsches.
My friends all drive horses
My friends all drive Porsches
My friends all dry four shirts
My friends all drive Porsches.
My friends all ride horses.
My friends all drive Porsches.
Ninety-four dollars is trying to find me.
'Dialling For Dollars' is trying to find me.
O Lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense?
O Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches and Mustang amens.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me and mercy these bands?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me in mercy these bands
My friends all have horses I must take my hands.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a mercey dispence?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes-Benz?