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And Shea Boulevard, is unusual
And the shape of her body, unusual
And the shape of her bunny
And the shape of her body
Beat Virginia.
Meet Virginia.
Beef or chicken, I can't wait to have, beef or chicken...
Meet Virginia, I can't wait to, meet Virginia
Her brother is a fine dea'er as a resident
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President
I don't really wanna be a cream pie.
I don't really want to be the queen. I...
I don't really want to be queen, eye.
I don't really want to be the queen, I...
Leave Virginia
Meet Virginia
Leave virginity
Meet Virginia
Live on the President
Rip on the President
Meet Petunia
Meet Virginia
Meet Vegeta
Meet Virginia
Meet with Ginger
Meet Virginia
She doesn't care a thing about that hair.
She doesn't care a thing about that, hey.
This is actually disputed. Only the liner notes of the album would say whether it's "hair" or "hey."
She only drinks coffee at midnight
Well the woman is not right
She only drinks coffee at midnight
When the moment is not right
She only drinks coffee at midnight
When the morning is not right
She only drinks coffee at midnight
When the moment is not right
She only gets colicky at midnight
She only drinks coffee at midnight
She smokes a pack a day,
wait that's mean but anyway
She smokes a pack a day,
wait that's me but anyway
The shape of her bite, unusual
The shape of her body is unusual
Throws her head back as she screams.
Pulls her hair back as she screams.
Well, she wants to be the queer
Well, she wants to be the queen
When the boredom is not right
When the morning is not right