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Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fooligan.
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fool again.
Beatles',
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Gang bang Maxwell's siver hammer came down on her head.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
He grips her from behind
He creeps up from behind
Joan S. Whizzical,
studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times that must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
or
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot-be so...' oh oh oh P. C.
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing fifty times 'I must not be so..oh..oh..oh P. C.'
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
Joan S. Whizzical
Studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times That must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so...' oh oh oh Precinct
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
Joan was quizzical
Sturdy, fat, and physical
Science in the form.
Joan was quizzical
Studied Pataphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test due
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Beatles',
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Late nights all alone with a test you know.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Late nights all alone with a texture
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Maxwell Edison major ring in medicine
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the picture sho-o-o-ow?'
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?'
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh oh oh.
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh oh oh oh.
Beatles',
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Writing 50 lines 'I must not be soooo.'
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
Writing 50 times 'I must not soooap.'
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot bes-o...'
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so-o...'
Beatles',
"Maxwell’s Silver Hammer"
Steal the hammer, man!
Silver hammer man!