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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Man's Too Strong that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dire Straits', "Man's Too Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an ancient trillobite
Original Lyrics:
I 'm just an ageing drummer-boy
Dire Straits', "Man's Too Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
They masturbate.
The man's too strong.
Original Lyrics:
The man's too big.
The man's too strong.
Dire Straits', "The Man's Too Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
And masturbating makes you strong.
Original Lyrics:
The man's too big, the man's too strong.
Dire Straits', "The Man's Too Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just an eighteen trouble boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm just an ageing drummer-boy
Dire Straits', "The Man's Too Strong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they say I am a wild criminal
and I'm fading away
Father, please hear my calm fashion
Original Lyrics:
Now they say I am a war criminal
and I'm fading away
Father, please here my confession

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