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The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what underwear
Just to figure out what underwear
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life, I never knew why mom ever gave us up and left town (that last night, last night...).
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights, why did my lover have to pick last night to get down (last night, last night)?
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life, why did I never have to get, it's time to get dressed (last night, last night)
Doesn't matter that I have to be the both of us employment scale
He tells me in his brand-new voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
Doesn't matter that I have to be the both of us employment scale
He tells me in his brand-new voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights, why did my lover have to pick last night to get down (last night, last night)
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life, why did my mother have to get to hard to get down?
Does it matter that I have to be the both of us and floor the sound?
He tells me in his bathroom voice,
"Come on honey, let's go make some noise."
Does it matter that I have to be the both of us and floor the sound?
He tells me in his bathroom voice,
"Come on honey, let's go make some noise."
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights, why did my lover have to pick last night to get down (last night, last night)
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise.'
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my nights
why did my mother have to kidnap Sacha Distel
why did my mother have to kidnap Sacha Distel
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights
why did my lover have to pick last night to get down
why did my lover have to pick last night to get down
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my nights
Why did I have to leave last night to Ketchikan??
Why did I have to leave last night to Ketchikan??
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night to get down?
Why did my lover have to pick last night to get down?
Ketchikan is a town of 9,000 people in Alaska's Panhandle section.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't have to run there
Original Lyrics:
My I don't have to run day
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it on the train 'cause the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't even matter that I have to be the bulk of this important stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't even matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed him some Gore Vidal?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us? Employments down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The Buffalo some Korma 'swell
The Buffalo some Korma 'swell
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The both of us - employment's down.
The both of us - employment's down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The bubble of some Kormus Bell.
The bubble of some Kormus Bell.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed
The both of us - employment's down.
The both of us - employment's down.
Oafah replies: 'I don't know how you get 'employment's down' out of what Susanna Hoffs says in the song. But Kormus Bell is a card in the CCG's 'Magic: The Gathering'. As a retailer of said game, I swore to God this is what she said. [Ed.'s comment: No comment.]
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to be at work at bus?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us?
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to be the bottom of a buoyant dance
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to be the user of some Clorisal
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
And clothe myself
And clothe myself
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
Employment's down.
Presumably her boy-toy is kept naked at home
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to keep the both of us
From going insane.
From going insane.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
Employment's down.
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter that I have to lead a life under his glorious spell.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
He tells me in his Mandarin voice
Original Lyrics:
He tells me in his bedroom voice
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
He tells me in his bad blue voice.
Original Lyrics:
He tells me in his bedroom voice.
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
He tells me in his brand-new voice.
Original Lyrics:
He tells me in his bedroom voice.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was killin' Valentino by a pistol glued Italian scream.
Original Lyrics:
I was kissin' Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was kissin' Tarantino by a crystal blue Italian steam.
Original Lyrics:
I was kissin' Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Dairy Queen
Original Lyrics:
I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
And Boyd as well.
And Boyd as well.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
Employment's down.
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
And warm us down.
And warm us down.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
Employment's down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
and four of his friends
and four of his friends
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us,
employment's down
employment's down
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
and poor Michelle.
and poor Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter that I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down.
Employment's down.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just an unromantic Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another Maalox moment
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another Magic Monday
I wish it weren't Sunday, that's not a fun day
Always on the run day
Just another Magic Monday
I wish it weren't Sunday, that's not a fun day
Always on the run day
Just another Magic Monday
Original Lyrics:
It's just another Manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
cuz that's my Funday
My I'm not on the runday
just another Manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
cuz that's my Funday
My I'm not on the runday
just another Manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another man in Monday
Lucifer Sunday
Let's have sundae
I don't have to run, deyy...
It's just another man in Monday
Lucifer Sunday
Let's have sundae
I don't have to run, deyy...
It's just another man in Monday
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another man named Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another rainy Monday
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just another Spanish Monday
Original Lyrics:
It’s just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an atomatic Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another Band-Aid Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another Manwich Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another Mayonnaise Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another Manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another mammoth Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man ache Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man ain't Monday.
Original Lyrics:
It's just another manic Monday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man it's Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man named Monday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man named Monday
I wish he was Sunday.
I wish he was Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday.
I wish it was Sunday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man next Monday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another man on Monday.
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another mellow Monday
Original Lyrics:
Just another manic Monday
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made it on the train, but the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my life!
Why did my mother have look like Sacha Distel?
Why did my mother have look like Sacha Distel?
Original Lyrics:
All of my nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night to get down?
Why did my lover have to pick last night to get down?
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the train when the bus is already there
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train but the boss is already there
The Bangles', "Manic Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the train, but the bus is already there.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the train, but the boss is already there.
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