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Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bet of concrete
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit o' Moonbase in your hand.
or
A little bit of you b**ch, here I am.
or
A little bit of you b**ch, here I am.
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of you makes me your man.
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Bob the Builder's land
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Bob the Builder, man
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Bob the Builder, ma'am
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Bob the Builder, man
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Chanukah in my life
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my life
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Chuck E. mixed with Cheese
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Eunuch's in your hand
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of you makes me your man.
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Gina is what I see
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Tina is what I see
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Mardi Gras in my life,
A little bit of every girl by my side
A little bit of every girl by my side
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my life.
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Erica by my side
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Mardi Gras in my life
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my life
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my ride
or
A little bit of Mardi Gras in my lights
or
A little bit of Mardi Gras in my lights
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my life
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Poncho mixed with Sam
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Santa in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Sandra in the sun.
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Unix in your hand
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of you makes me your man.
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of cocaine mixed with hash
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of cocaine mixed with meth
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of coffee mixed with syrup
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of dinner and a song
A little bit of fixins, that's for sure
A little bit of fixins, that's for sure
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of timber and a saw
A little bit of fixing, that's for sure
A little bit of fixing, that's for sure
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of margarita
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of marriage all night long
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Mary all night long
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of mayonnaise on my mom
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Mary all night long
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of money comes in my life.
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my life.
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of monitor in my life
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my life
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of movies, heavy loaves
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of moving heavy loads
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of pottery mix with sand
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of sand droppin' in the sun
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Sandra in the sun.
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of sand drops in the sun
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of sangria in the sun
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of weed is all I need.
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Rita's all I need.
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of you makes me all mad.
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of you makes me your man.
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready, Bob?
Yes
What about you, Lucky?
I'm a bit scanned
OK team, let's go
Yes
What about you, Lucky?
I'm a bit scanned
OK team, let's go
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready, Bob?
Yes
What about you, Lofty?
I'm a bit scared
OK team, let's go
Yes
What about you, Lofty?
I'm a bit scared
OK team, let's go
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer buss like I had last week
Original Lyrics:
Beer-bust like I had last week
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I really don't want a three-four like I had last week
Original Lyrics:
But I really don't want a beer-bust like I had last week
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody in the castle come on let's ride
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the car so come on let's ride
Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fix it up to the south
Original Lyrics:
Fix it up to the sound
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
People like the LSD
Original Lyrics:
Beer bust like I had last week
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come on let's drive to the knicker store off the corner
Original Lyrics:
So come on let's drive to the liquor store 'round the corner
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come on let's drive to the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some titty deuce
But they really don't wanna
The boys say they want some titty deuce
But they really don't wanna
Original Lyrics:
So come on let's drive to the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come on let's drive to the liquor store off the corner
The boys say they want some benny juice
But I really don't wanna
The boys say they want some benny juice
But I really don't wanna
Original Lyrics:
So come on let's drive to the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice.
But I really don't want a...
The boys say they want some gin and juice.
But I really don't want a...
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what can I do? A really bad humidor
Original Lyrics:
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys say they want some gin and juice
but I really don't want a Beer-buzz like a half-assed weed
but I really don't want a Beer-buzz like a half-assed weed
Original Lyrics:
The boys say they want some gin and juice
but I really don't want a Beer-buzz like I had last week
but I really don't want a Beer-buzz like I had last week
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys say you want some ginny juice but I really don't wanna
Original Lyrics:
The boys say you want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the liquor store, it's the cone of the voice.
or
To the liquor store, it's the cone of the month.
or
To the liquor store, it's the cone of the month.
Original Lyrics:
To the liquor store around the corner, the boys...
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Word, two, three, four, five
Original Lyrics:
One, two, three, four, five
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
You buzz like a hat last week
Original Lyrics:
Beerbust like I had last week
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't wanna get a Speedo
Original Lyrics:
You know they're getting sweeter
Lou Bega's, "Mambo No. 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know what to get in Sweden
Original Lyrics:
You know they're getting sweeter
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