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Got a hole in my jock!
Mama told me not to come.
I'm a drone little scum
That is the way that I found the Son.
or
I'm a drone little scum
That is the way that I found the sun.
or
I'm a drone little scum
That is the way that I found the sun.
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
I'm a toad and I'm drunk.
Mama told me not to come.
I'm a toad and that's hot.
Mama told me not to come.
I'm a toad in a cup.
Mama told me not to come.
I'm a toad in a cup
Mama told me not to come
I'm a toad in a tub
Mama told me not to come
I'm a troll in a dump!
Mama told me not to come.
I'm at home in a cup.
Mama told me not to come.
I'm at home inside a cup.
Mama told me not to come.
I'm looking at my girlfriend
She's pissed over the floor.
I'm looking at my girlfriend
She's passed out on the floor.
Soda in your gin?
Sugar in your tea?
That ain't the way that I run, no.
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
That is the way that I punt, sire.
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
Wash your whiskey with your water
Will you have whiskey with your water
Mama told me not to go
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to back home, no!
That ain't the way to have fun, no!
That ain't the way to have come, some
That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to the bone, no!
That ain't the way to have fun, no!
That ain't the way to the trombone
That ain't the way to have fun, no!
That ain’t the way to have funk, no!
That ain’t the way to have fun, no!
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's pissed on the floor
I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor
I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before
Mama told me nut'll come
She said, 'Just let the waiter have fun'
So-o I let the waiter have fun, so-o.
Mama told me not to come
She said, 'That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
Mama's home and I'm drunk.
Mama told me not to come.
Open up the window,
Let some air into the shrew.
Open up the window,
Let some air into this room.