Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Magic Bus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Every day I get with you
Every day, I get in a queue
Every day you'll see the bus
Every day you'll see the dust
Every day, I get confused.
Every day, I get in a queue
Louise Hope adds: "Surely I am not the only American who, not being familiar with the word 'queue', made this mistake?"
Hooters an' a magic fuzz!
Too much, Magic Bus!
Jew bus, magic bus
Too much, Magic Bus!
Junebug, Magic Bus!
Too much, Magic Bus!
Number seven six bus every day
or
Robbers and six-guns every day
or
Robbers and six-guns every day
Thruppence and sixpence every day
School bus, magic bus!
Too much, Magic Bus!
So I pay sixpence every day
Thruppence and sixpence every day
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You're being inspected, have no fear
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You'll be an inspector, have no fear
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
Oh veal inspector, have no fear
I don't want to cuss and fuss, but can I buy your magic bus?
Thank you, Driver, for gettin' me here,
You'll be an inspector, have no fear
I don't want to cause no fuss, but can I buy your magic bus?
Throw me six months severence pay.
Thruppence and sixpence every day.
Too bad it's the Magic Bus!
or
To ride the magic bus
Too much, Magic Bus!
Too much country club
Climb aboard the magic bus
Too much country club
Climb aboard the magic bus