Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Magical Mystery Tour that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
All aboard the mystery whore.
All aboard for the mystery tour.
Allah, Allah loves the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
Allah. Allah aboard on the mystery tour.
Roll up. Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
Hold on for the mystery tour.
All aboard for the mystery tour.
La la! The Magical Mystery Tour
Roll up! Roll up for the mystery tour!
Magical Mystery Toes
Magical Mystery Tour
Pull up, pull up for the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up
Bad-da-dup Ba-da-deep-ba-dee Tour
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Torah.
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
Rollo, Rollover the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
Sell out for the mystery, girl
or
Roll out for the mystery whore
All aboard for the mystery tour.
Shamma-La-la-la-la!
Shamma-La to the mystery store!
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
The Magical Mystery Tour is humping to take you away
The Magical Mystery Tour is hoping to take you away
Trollop the great mystery whore
or
Sold out of the mystery tours
or
Shallot of the mystery, swore.
Aboard for the mystery tour.
Wal-lah!
The Magical Mystery Tour.
or
Voila!
The Magical Mystery Tour.
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.