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Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did is wet my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did is wreck my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet my bed
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet the bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed, and then Demona kicked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed, and in the morning kicked me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning cacked me in the head.
And in the morning cacked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And my mommy kicked me in the head.
And my mommy kicked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And then da Momma kicked me in the head
And then da Momma kicked me in the head
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But still my daddie's cool, I'll make a living out of playing cool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that don't worry me narlin’ my eyes, you're everything
Original Lyrics:
But that don't worry me none, in my eyes, you're everything
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and Mother wouldn't love her
Original Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
RodStewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You threw me out.
You threw me out.
Original Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You wore me out.
You wore me out.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find myself a rotten old man.
Original Lyrics:
Find myself a rock 'n' roll band.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at Collier's jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at Oreo jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at Oreo jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes,
My love you didn't need two Cokes
My love you didn't need two Cokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
My love you didn't need to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need a coach
My love you didn't need a coach
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
My love you didn't need to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at audio jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I suppose I could correct my work
And get on back to school
And get on back to school
Original Lyrics:
I suppose I could collect my books
And get on back to school
And get on back to school
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll deal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin' fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get on the wretched phone, one of these days
Original Lyrics:
I'll get on back home, one of these days
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's key and make a living as a crying fool
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a fookin' bee
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a fool can be
Editor's note: The song title is spelled "Maggie May" (not Mae) and Rod Stewart recorded it only as a solo artist.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a funkin' bee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a pork and bean
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still my daddy's kid
I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of playin' pool.
And make a living out of playin' pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've laughed at bawdier jokes
My love you didn't need to coax.
My love you didn't need to coax.
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
My love you didn't need to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maggie, I wish I'd never be your fave
Original Lyrics:
Maggie, I wish I'd never see your face
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a living out of playing fool
Original Lyrics:
Make a living out of playing pool
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love you didn't need the cropes
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't did to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to go
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, you didn't need to croaks
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, you didn't need two Cokes.
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cube
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living like a begging fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin', fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit in my daddy's pew, and make a living out of praying fools.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue, and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and making a living out of dragon (or draggin') food.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still my daddy's cool makin' a livin' outta playing pool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of playin' pool.
And make a living out of playin' pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your ace,
but that don't worry me none, 'cause I show everything
but that don't worry me none, 'cause I show everything
Original Lyrics:
The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age,
but that don't worry me none, cause in my eyes you're everything.
but that don't worry me none, cause in my eyes you're everything.
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something and so do you
I think I've got something and so do you
Original Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something to say to you
I think I've got something to say to you
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to Satan
I think I got something to Satan
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to say to you
I think I got something to say to you
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
You led me away from home, just to save you from being a crone
Original Lyrics:
You led me away from home, just to save you from being alone
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made a first-class bull out of me
Original Lyrics:
You made a first-class fool out of me
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stole my harp and that's what I really heard
Original Lyrics:
You stole my heart and that's what really hurts
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
all you did was wreck my bed, & then Ramona kicked me in the Head
Original Lyrics:
all you did was wreck my bed, & then the morning kicked me in the head.
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