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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lucille that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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400 children a'dropped in the field
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and I'm coppin' a feel.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
400 children and a box of oatmeal
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a boxer to feed.
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
400 children and a cop in the field
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a crap in the field
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a crock in the sea
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a crocodile seal
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a crop in the field
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a crotch that won't heal
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a dog who can't squeal.
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
400 children and a drop in the field.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
400 children and a fox in the field
Four hungry not a crop in the field
400 children and no crop in the field
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children had a crap in the field.
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
Four hundred children and a corpse in the fields
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
Was years before I discovered I'd misheard this. But in country music anything terrible is possible.
Four hundred children and a croc in the field
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
Four hundred children and a crock full of beer
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
Four hungry children and a gloch and a speil
Four hungry children and a crop in a field
Four ugly children and a crotch that won't heal.
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
I stick it to you, baby, please, don't leave me alone
I been good to you, baby, please, don't leave me alone
Lucille, it won't do no good to squeal.
or
Lucille, you won't do your sister's will.
Lucille, you won't do your daddy's will.
Lucille, oh what is in your daddy's still?
Lucille, you don't do your daddy's will.
Lucille, you won't do, your sisters will
Lucille, you won't do your sister's will
With 400 Children, and the cops in the field
With 4 hungry children, and the crops in the field
With 400 children and a box of oatmeal
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
With 400 children and a crop in the field
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
With 400 children and a tropical eel
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
With four hungry children lost in the well
or
Four hundred children in a trap in the field
or
400 children and a car with three wheels
or
400 children and a cross in the feild
or
With four hundred children and a crack in the field
or
With four hundred children and a sore that won't heal
or
400 children and I'm copping a feel
or
Four hundred children and a crop full of steel
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
With four hundred children and a crotch that won't heal
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
With four hundred children and crap in the field.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
With four hundred children and no crops in the field.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
With four hundred children and the crop in the field.
With four hungry children and the crop in the field.
With four hundred children that are lost in the field.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
With four hundred children who crap in the field
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
You fifty-five time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me Lou Seal
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hundred children and a crotch in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hundred children that crap in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With four hungry children and a crap in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With 400 children and not a crop in the field
You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucy
400 children and they're trapped in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel
With four hundred children and crops in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With 400 children and a crock in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children a-crappin' in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children and the crops in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and the crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With two hungry children and a crap in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
Typical American mispronunciation (you hear it every day on cable tv). President G.W. Bush is one of the premiere exponents.
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
You picked a fine time to leave me, you squeal.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
You picked a fine time to try for a feel.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children and a crop in the field
You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
You took a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hundred children and a crap in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You're 55, time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
You've picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
With four hundred children and a crop in the field.
You've picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hundred children and a crop in Brazil.
You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.