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It's an instant that you can't disparage
It's an institute you can't disparage
Like a dad and mother
You can't have one
It's just no fun
You can't have one without the other.
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other.
The theme from 'Married...with Children'.
Love and Mary
Love and Mary
They go together like some frozen carrots
Love and Marriage
Love and Marriage
They go together like a horse and carriage
They go together like some whores and carrots
They go together like a horse and carriage
You can't have mom without the father
You can't have one without the other
You can't have more than the other
You can't have one without the other
You can't have one without the otter
You can't have one without the other
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