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A Blue Eye, Blue Eye
Louie, Louie
A fine little girl, she waits for me
I catch ole' Jill, across I see
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
A fine little girl, she waits for me
Me catch the ship across the sea
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
A no I no I ain't
Louie, Louie
Ah Louie Louie, oh baby, you gotta wiggle those
Ah Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go
Every night and day, I sail the sea
F*** a girl a-constantly
On that ship, I dream she there
I felt a hole a-in her hair.
Every night and day, I sail the sea
Think of a girl a-constantly
On that ship, I dream she there
I smell the rose a-in her hair.
Every night at ten I fail the weed
Every night and day I sail the sea
Every night at ten, I failed the weed.
Every night and day, I sail the sea.
Every night at ten, I laid her again.
Three nights and days, I sail the sea.
Every night, at 10, I lay her again
Three nights, and days, I sail the sea.
Fine little girl, Stromboli.
Fine little girl, she's waitin' for me
Fine young girl, she came to me
or
Fine young girl, six cavities
or
Fine young girl, six cavities
Fine little girl, she's waitin' for me
Fluent new wave
Louie Louie
Her a** is black and her t**'s are bare.
I smell a rose in her hair.
I blew my load in her hair.
I smell a rose (up) in her hair.
I feel her low, now I'm in her hair.
I smell the rose up in her hair.
I felt alone, uh, in her hair.
I smell the rose in her hair.
I felt my bone in her hair.
I smell the rose in her hair.
I felt my load fly in her hair.
I smell the rose (ah..) in her hair.
I felt my load...fly in her hair
I smell the rose...in her hair
I felt my roll uh up in her hair.
I smell the rose (ah) in her hair.
I knew, I knew I ain't.
Louie, Louie
I laid her low
Me gotta go.
I murdered my wife.
Louie, Louie
I rub my bone right in her hair
I smell the rose a-in her hair.
I said, 'I know, I no, I ain't.'
I said, 'Louie, Louie.'
I shot a wad into her hair
I smell a rose in her hair
I shot my load and run like hell.
I smell the rose in her hair.
I stuck my bowls right in her hair.
I smell the rose (up) in her hair.
In 'Umm-al-Uwain, oh Lawd
I cut her up.
Louie, Louie, oh no
Me gotta go.
'Louie Louie' was investigated by the FBI in the '60s to find out the exact content of its lyrics. Ironically, it's only a few years ago that the Kingsmen began getting some royalties for the song.
Looney Tune-y
Louie Louie
Louie Louie, Oh no
I'm gonna eat you out.
Louie Louie, Oh no
We gotta go.
Louie Louie, Oh no
Come break my bones
Louie Louie, Oh no
We gotta go
Louie Louie, oh no, and away I go
Louie Louie, oh no, sayin' we gotta go
Louie Louie, oh, oh oregano
Louie Louie, oh no we gotta go
Louie, Louie, uh oh,
Gonna make her come.
Louie, Louie, oh no
Me gotta go.
Now I feel like an idiot, but at least I know. Thanks for clearing this up for me.
Luray Luray
Louie Louie
Luray is a town in Virginia famous for Luray Caverns.
She got the rag on, I can't get in.
See Jamaica, the moon above.
She had her rag on
Me see Jamaica
Stick my finger in the hole of love
See Jamaica, the moon above
There's no girls around, but oh do we care
'Cause me and Louie we don't need them here
Oh that ship, I dream she's there
I smell the rose in her hair
Three days and nights we sail the sea
I f***ed that girl all kinds of ways
Three nights and days we sail the sea
Think of girl constantly
Throw it away
Louie, Louie
Tonight at ten I'll lay her again
Three nights and days, I sail the sea.
Wakeup call
or
Wig and a comb
or
Wig on a coat
We gotta go.
Won't you be my girl?
I said we gotta go.
Get that girl, aahh, f*ck away . . .
Think of a girl a-constantly . . .
Big fart stank up the pool of blood
or
Think I'll spank her to prove my love
or
Think I'll spank her to prove my love
See Jamaica moon above