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'Cause that was no woman at all.
'Cause that long cool woman had it all.
Get it on
Had it all [repeat to fade]
Sittin' in a bunch of bed pans.
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
Sittin’ in the nest of Bat-Man
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Risky bottles flying high
Whiskey bottles piling high
Working for the pussy eye
Working for the FBI
A pair of thunder thighs made me open my eyes.
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
A tall cool woman in a wet dress.
A long cool woman in a black dress.
Colored people were doing wrong
All the people were doing wrong
For just one love, I was a fat man.
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
I don't want love, I just want badness.
or
I don't want love, I want some bad mess.
or
I don't want love, I want some bad mess.
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
Hollies',
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
I heard something I shouldn't have known.
I heard somebody shooting a gun.
I helped the sunrise
I heard the sirens
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause your gun arm is spared'.
I told her, 'Don't be scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared'.
Just a fine old beautiful doll
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
Just good bye now beautiful doll
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
Just one look, I was Batman.
Just one look, I was a bad mess.
Justify my beautiful song
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
Justify my beautiful wall
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
Long cool woman in a fat dress
Long cool woman in a black dress
Nudity football
Long cool woman
Peanut butter thighs and infamous nights
Pair of 45s made me open my eyes.
Hollies',
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
S****ing in a mask of Batman.
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
She was a law school woman in a black dress.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful tall.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just define that beautiful bum.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
Hollies',
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to buy my beautiful song
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
With no underwear on.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
She was a long cool woman in a flak vest.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress.
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful doll.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall.
She was a long cool woman in a red dress
Just a fine night, beautiful hall
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
She was a long, cool woman in a bear pit.
She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.
She was born to a woman and a black man.
She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.
Sittin' in a massive bedpan
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Sitting in a mask of Batman.
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
Sitting in a mask of Batman
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Sitting in a nest of Batman
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
Sitting in a nest with Batman
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Sitting in the mist with Batman.
Sitting in a nest of bad men.
Sitting in the nest of Batman
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Sitting in the nest with Batman
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Son of Mary heard the sirens.
Suddenly, we heard the sirens.
Tall cool woman in a flat bed
Long cool woman in a black dress
Well I heard somebody shooting the gong
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well the DA was holding my left hand
And she was holding my right
Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And she was holding my right
Well, just my luck it was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it on
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
Hollies',
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Well, just my luck, I was a bad man.
With just one look, I was a bad mess.
Well, the D.A. was a hole in my left hand
And she was a hole in my side.
Well, the D.A. was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
Well, the D.A. was holding my left hand
A machine was holding my right.
Well, the D.A. was a-holding my left hand
And a-she was a-holdin' my right.
With her mind on a beautiful song.
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause I wanna go home and get it on
With just one look I was a bad mess,
'cause the long cool woman had it all
With just one look it was a badman
With just one look I was a bad mess
Whiskey bottles, violent eyes
Whiskey bottles pilin' high
A pair of tawny thighs made me open my eyes
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
A pair of tawny thighs made me open my eyes
A pair of 45s made me open my eyes
A terror baby, aah, take me off of my crime
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
I hope that you're it boy
I hope that you're able
Justify my beautiful soul
Just a five-nine beautiful tall
Set a baby owl right in front of my eyes
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes.
Well, the D.A. was hung from my left hand
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scared, 'cause you've gone off as bad'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just to find out a beautiful song
Well, the D.A. was pumpin' my left hand
And she was holdin' my right
And I told her 'Don't get scare, 'cause you're gonna be spared'
But I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful tall