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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> L -> Lola
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lola that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know what I am, and I'll bet I'm a man.
Original Lyrics:
But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know what I am, in bed I'm a man
Original Lyrics:
But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know when I go to bed, I'm a man.
Original Lyrics:
But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
C O N A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in her natural voice she said Nola
N O L A Nola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in her natural voice she said Nola
N O L A Nola
Original Lyrics:
C O L A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L O L A Lola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L O L A Lola
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked for her name and in a a bad-girl voice she said 'Lola'
Original Lyrics:
I asked for her name, and in a dark, brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked for her name and in a soft, low voice she said, 'Lola'.
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked for her name in an opera voice.
Original Lyrics:
I asked for her name, and in a dark brown voice...
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked for her name, and in a back room voice,
She said, "Lola."
She said, "Lola."
Original Lyrics:
I asked for her name, and in a dark, brown voice,
She said, 'Lola'.
She said, 'Lola'.
the Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked for her name
And in a soft, low voice, she said, 'Lola'.
And in a soft, low voice, she said, 'Lola'.
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name
And in a dark, brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
And in a dark, brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a background voice she said Lola.
Original Lyrics:
I asked for her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a background voice...
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice...
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a background voice
She said, 'Lola'.
She said, 'Lola'.
Original Lyrics:
I asked for her name and in a dark, brown voice
She said, 'Lola'.
She said, 'Lola'.
Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a baritone voice, she said, 'Lola'.
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a dark, brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a baritone voice
She said, 'Lola'.
She said, 'Lola'.
Original Lyrics:
I asked for her name
and in a dark, brown voice
She said, 'Lola'.
and in a dark, brown voice
She said, 'Lola'.
Funny how many old timers can sing this song without realizing it is a transvestite seduction love story.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a barroom voice she said Lola.
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a bathroom voice she said Lola
or
I asked her her name and in a backroom voice she said Lola.
or
I asked her her name and in a backroom voice she said Lola.
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a saff-low voice she said Lola.
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name, and at the top of her voice, she said, 'Lola'.
Original Lyrics:
I asked for her name, and in a dark brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what I am but I know I'm a man. Lola
Original Lyrics:
But I know what I am, in the bed I'm a man and so is Lola.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked at her, and she agreed.
Original Lyrics:
I looked at her and she at me
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in Lonesome.
Original Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in Old Soho.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in Osaka
Original Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in old SoHo
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in otto, oh
Original Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in old Soho
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her in a club; she was a sure ho.
Original Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in old Soho.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her in club down in Notam Hall.
Original Lyrics:
I met her in a club down in Old Soho.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd left home just a week before
And I never ever saw a woman before
Well, Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, 'Pretty boy, I can see your gland.'
And I never ever saw a woman before
Well, Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, 'Pretty boy, I can see your gland.'
Original Lyrics:
Hey, and I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
Well, Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, 'Little boy, gonna make you a man.'
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
Well, Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, 'Little boy, gonna make you a man.'
Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man, I'm a man and so is Lola.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad I'm a man, and so is Lola.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the world's most passionate man
But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
NOT misheard, two different verses.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a guttural voice, she said, 'Lola'.
Original Lyrics:
In a dark, brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
In bed I'm a man and so is Lola
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am, I’m a man, I’m a man,
So is Lola.
But I know what I am, I’m a man, I’m a man,
So is Lola.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a backward glance she said Lola.
I asked her her name and in a backward glance she said Lola.
Original Lyrics:
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, 'Lola'.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, 'Lola'.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
She walked up to me with a bulge in her pants
I told it to tame, but in a dark brown voice, it said 'Gonads'.
I told it to tame, but in a dark brown voice, it said 'Gonads'.
Original Lyrics:
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice, she said, 'Lola'.
The Kinks', "Lola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Jerrico-La.
Original Lyrics:
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.
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