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A half a dozen gear with Rudy to lead
A half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
A rugrat Reindeer
A rugrat Reindeer
A rugrat Reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
And he's gonna give us a lily pad surprise.
And he's cruisin' every pad with a little surprise.
Can Santa get his a** to match his suit?
And when Santa hits the gas, man, Just watch her peel.
Christmas comes with Tiny Tim
Christmas comes this time each year
Christmas comes with timely cheer
Christmas comes this time each year
Christmas comes with tiny cheer
Christmas comes this time each year
He's gotta wear his gloves
He's gotta wear his goggles
It's a little sprained neck
It's little Saint Nick
Little Saint Dick
Little Saint Nick
Merry Christmas, Sadie
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
Merry Christmas, Satan
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
Merry Christmas, ladies
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
Merry Christmas, reindeer
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
Ra-ra-reindeer
Run run reindeer
Roll-up reindeer
Run, run reindeer
She's a handicapped deb who wants to ski for awhile.
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel.
She's giving up for rent
She's candy apple red
There's a tail to wag Christmas
There's a tale about Christmas
There’s a tale of wisdom that you’ve all been told
There’s a tale of Christmas that you’ve all been told
With a half a dozen beer with Rudy to drink.
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead.
With a half a dozen deer with the duty to lead
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead