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I'm selling all the wedding for Kissing! Kissing!
So say, what are you waiting for? Kiss her! Kiss her!
Full title of the song is "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch-Me", but that won't all fit in the song title textbox, even if the numeral 16 is used.
Sleeping on your folks, but you can't dream it
Sleepin' on your folk's porch again dreamin'.
So sit on your wedding phone
So say what are you waiting for?
Trippin on your folk's lunch again steamin'
or
Skipping all the boats, once again dreamin'
Sleepin' on your folk's porch again dreamin'.
Get all the signs and emos just right
Get all the sighs and the moans just right
Get all the signs and the morals just right
Get all the sighs and the moans just right
Get all the socks and your man-hose just right
Get all the sighs and the moans just right
Why doesn't Santa Claus come early 'cause you know I'm always late
I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late