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Guido, oh oh loh oh!
Lido, oh oh oh oh!
He's for the money
He's for the show
Bleed all the way home.
He's for the money
He's for the show
Lido's waiting for the go.
Just long enough to grab a handful off the tart.
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top.
Just long enough to grab a handful off the top.
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top.
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top
Just long enough to grab a handful off the top
Lee will be runnin', havin' big big funny til he got the note
Sayin' 'told a line and I walk' and that was all he wrote.
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun til he got the note
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
Leo, oh, oh, oooooh, oh, oh
Lido, oh, oh, oooooh, oh, oh
Leo, whoa oh oh oh oh whoah.
Lido, oh oh oh oh!
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun til he got the note
Sayin' Georgia line or bust' and that was all she wrote.
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun til he got the note
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun till he got the note
Sayin' "toe the line or blow it" and that was all she wrote.
Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun till he got the note
Sayin' "toe the line of law" and that was all she wrote.
Lido misspoke that day he left the shack
Lido missed the boat that day he left the shack
Lido's waitin' for Milton Berle.
Lido's waitin' for another go, Lido.
Neato, who-o-o-oa.
Lido, oh oh oh oh!
Next stop Chi-Town Lido put the mic down and let it roll
Next stop Chi town, Lido put the money down, let 'em roll
Next stop, Chinatown
Next stop, Chi-town
Nimoy
Lido
As in Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr. Spock on the original Star Trek.
One for the money, two for the show
Three to go-o-o-o.
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's waitin' for the go.
One more child gonna get it
One last child gonna get it
One more for the road.
One more job gonna get it
One last job 'fore we quit it
One more for the road.
One more for the load
One more for the road
One more sparrow
One more for the road
One overload
(later)
One more overload
One for the road
(later)
One more for the road
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold
Peas porridge waitin' for oh, oh, oh, oh
Lido.
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's waitin' for the go
Lido.
Sayin “toe the line or walk”, and that was all she wrote.
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
Sayin' 'tow the liner bloat' and that was all she wrote.
Sayin' 'toe the line or blow it' and that was all she wrote.
This jar of eggnog'll do it
This joint, ain't nothin' to it
Till he got the note, sayin'
'Toe the line of love'
and that was all he wrote
Till he got the note, sayin'
'Toe the line or blow it'
and that was all he wrote
Toledo, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh
We don't miss the Pope that day he left the shack
But that was all we missed, and he ain't coming back.
Lido missed the boat that day he left the shack
But that was all he missed, and he ain't comin' back.