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A hot tropic, candy man's eyes pop
So you have just got to get whatever you don't got
(Later)
I bet she always was common
(Later)
She had it all so bad so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, bottlenecks with a check and a note
OR
No love, just sex, bubble necks with a check and a note
Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She uses what she got to get whatever she don't got
(Later)
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
(Later)
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
All right now, come on, sit
All right now, come on, Spin
Let's talk about Sicily
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about all the Goofys
Let's talk about all the good things
Goofy, as a proper name, refers to Mickey Mouse's friend.
Let's talk about all the good things in the batmobile
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that makes baby.
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be.
Let's talk about movin' me
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about poop and pee
Let's talk about you and me
Those who think it's dirty, have a chore
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Those who think it's dirty, have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off