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Before I make love to your body
I want to make love to my aunt
Before I make love to your body
I want to make love to your mind
But if we are white
We know that there's always tomorrow.
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow.
Lean on me somebody
We all need somebody
Lean on me, somebody to lean on
We all need somebody to lean on
Must swallow your pride
If I have been, you need to borrow
For no one can give all of our needs
That you won't lift off
Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show
Pink pajamas
We'll be jammin'.
Please swallow your pride
If I have made you need to borrow
Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
We all have swallowed
We all have sorrow
Weed pyjamas
We'd be jamming
Whip each other! Whip each other!
We'll be jammin'. We'll be jammin'.
I just might have a problem
And you'll arm her, Stan
Lean on me, somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem
And you'll understand
We all need somebody to lean on
Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
Please swallow your pride
If I have pain you need to borrow
Somebody named Reba
Somebody to lean on
Somebody to kneel on
Somebody to lean on
Somebody to rely
Somebody to lean on
We don't need somebody named Reba
We all need somebody to lean on
We'll lead somebody to Reno
We all need somebody to lean on
Wee pyjamas
We'd be jamming
Whoopi Jumbo
We'd be jamming