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Ate the last cane to Clarksville
Take the last train to Clarksville
Monkees',
"Last Train To Clarksville"
I can't hear you in the snorgy bells.
I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station.
Take the last piece of parchment
Take the last train to Clarksville
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee, played with kisses and the guitar on the station - oh
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh
Monkees',
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
Will be there by five thirty 'cause I've made the reservation-oh.
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh.
Take the last train to Clocksville
Take the last train to Clarksville
Take the last train to Pottsville
Take the last train to Clarkesville
Take the last train to Poxville.
Take the last train to Clarksville.
Take the last trained cockerel.
Take the last train to Clarkesville.
We'll have time for coffee, flavored kisses, and a bitter conversation.
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation.
We'll have time for corned-beef later.
We'll have time for coffee-flavored...
We'll have time for parties later
This is end of bitter conversation, oh.
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
We'll have time for potty-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for party-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for candy-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
We'll have time for some coffee flavored kisses,
and a bit of on the station love.
We'll have time for some coffee flavored kisses,
and a bit of conversation, oh.
I can't hear you in this noisy mellow station, oh no
I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station all alone
Take the last Santa Claus sleigh
Take the last train to Clarkesville
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station You can read and write for thirty Cuz I've made your reservation don't you know
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
Take the last trip to Costco
Take the last train to Clarksville
We'll have time for complicated kisses
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
We'll have time for toffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.