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Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A crowded room, friends with tie-dyes
A crowded room - friends with tired eyes
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A crowded room; friends with tied eyes
or
A crowded room; friends with dyed eyes
A crowded room; friends with tired eyes
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A face of a lover with a bar in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
A face of a lover with a bar in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A face of a lover with a bar in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A face on a lover with a fart in his heart
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A fey summer lover with a fire in his heart
Face on a lover, with a fire in his heart
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A man in the cupboard but you tore me apart
A man undercover but you tore me apart
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
A man on the cover which you told me about
A man under cover, but you tore me apart.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Bayside lover with a fire in his heart
A man full of colors, but you tore me apart
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man undercover, but you tore me apart
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
But the very next day, they heard you were gay.
But the very next day, you gave it away.
Frost bitten, twice shy
Once bitten and twice shy
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Hey summer lovers, with a fire in their hearts
Face on a lover, with a fire in his heart
I'll give it to someone better
I'll give it to someone special
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
I'll wrap it up in Santa
I'll wrap it up and send it
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
I'm hiding from you and your suicide.
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
I'm hiding from you, and you're so alive
I'm hiding from you, and your soul of ice
I'm hiding from you
And your suicide.
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
I'm hiding from you
And your soiled eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
Last Christmas I tore you apart
And the very next day you are still in my way
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
And the very next day you gave it away
Last Christmas, I gave you my part
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Last Christmas, I gave you my part
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Last Christmas, I tore you apart
But the very next day you're still in my way
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Lover with a foreigner's heart.
Lover with a fire in his heart.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
My kind of punctual
Someone to rely on
My god, I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Now I know what a bull I've been
Now I know what a fool I've been
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Rhymes with tie-dye
Friends with tired eyes
Speyside lover with a fire in his heart
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year two semi front ears
or
This year two semi frontiers
or
This year two semi frontiers
This year, to save me from tears..
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, my semi-brown tears,
I'll give them to someone special
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, semi-frontiers
I'll give them to someone special.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, semi-frontiers
This year, to save me from tears
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, the chicken appears
This year, to save me from tears
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, the semi-frontier
This year, to save me from tears
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, the steppy frontier
This year, to save me from tears
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, through seven frontiers
I give 'em to someone special
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, to save me frontiers
I'll give it to someone special
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, to save my frontiers
I'll give it to some old spaceman
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
This year, to semi frontiers
I gave it to someone special.
This year, to save me from tears
I gave it to someone special.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, to send a frontier
This year, to save me from tears
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, to set me frontiers
This year, to save me from tears
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
This year, two semi-frontiers
This year, to save me from tears
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Tie dye
Tired eyes
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Well, it's fitting
It doesn't surprise me.
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me.
Wham!'s,
"Last Christmas"
Well, it's good here, it doesn't surprise me
or
Well, it's better here, it doesn't surprise me
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
You broke my car again
You broke my heart again