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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Land Of 1,000 Dances that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Cannibal and The Headhunters', "Land Of 1,000 Dances"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the Mony-o-Mony (Boyeah!)
or
Do the boney-maroney (Oh, yeah!)
Original Lyrics:
Like phoney-maroney (Oh, yeah!)
Wilson Pickett's, "Land of 1000 Dances"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the one Tootsie
Like my Linda Lucy
Original Lyrics:
Do the Watusi
Like my little Lucy
Wilson Pickett's, "Land of 1000 Dances"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you see
Original Lyrics:
Do the Watusi
Wilson Pickett's, "Land of 1000 Dances"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your pay phone slip
Original Lyrics:
Let your backbone slip
Wilson Pickett's, "Land of 1000 Dances"
Misheard Lyrics:
The masquerade ball
Original Lyrics:
The mashed potato
Wilson Pickett's, "Land of 1000 Dances"
Misheard Lyrics:
The masturbator
Original Lyrics:
The Mashed Potato

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