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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> K -> Knock Three Times
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Knock Three Times that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Tony Orlando & Dawn's, "Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Balloon on a string with a note that's attached to my heart
Original Lyrics:
Pulling a string with a note that's attached to my heart
Dawn's, "Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lice on my pipe means you ain't gonna blow
Original Lyrics:
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show
Tony Orlando and Dawn's, "Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my darling, knock three times.
On the ceiling if you want Skis.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means it ain't gonna snow.
On the ceiling if you want Skis.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means it ain't gonna snow.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my darling, knock three times.
On the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show.
On the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show.
Tony Orlando and Dawn's, "Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twice on the pipe means you'll wake on a shore.
Original Lyrics:
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show.
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