Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kitty that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
A kitty I'm a fool and I want to touch it.
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
A kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
A kitty on my Ford and I wanna touch it.
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
A kitty, I'm a fool, and I want to touch it.
Kitty on my foot, and I want to touch it.
Kitty at my foot and I want a dutch chick
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
or
Kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
or
Kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Kitty did a poo, I don't wanna touch it
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it
Touch it
Don't wanna touch it
S****y, s****y, s****y, s****y, s****, s****y, Kitty
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it.
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it
Wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.
Kitty in the pool and her mom did it.
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it.
Kitty on the floor and I wanna touch it.
A kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.
Kitty's in a war and I want protection.
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it.
Kitty's in a war and it needs protection
Kitty at the door and I wanna touch it
Kitty, I'm a food and I want to touch it.
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
Lost in his little yellow round dyke.
Lost in his little yellow round eye.