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Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make the fart flies
Original Lyrics:
And make the fire flies
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make the fart lies.
There's a silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
There's a silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Original Lyrics:
And make the fireflies dance
silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make the fart lies
That's a silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
That's a silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Original Lyrics:
And make the fire flies dance
Silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make the fire flies dance
A Sailor Moon sparkling
So kiss me.
A Sailor Moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Original Lyrics:
And make the fire flies dance
Silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Silver moon sparkling
So kiss me.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And make the pot lies dance silver moon sparkling
Original Lyrics:
And make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the naked Riley
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the milky twilight
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the naked wildlife
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the milky twilight
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the naked woman
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the milky twilight
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the nifty twilight
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the milky twilight
Stephen 'Tin Tin' Duffy's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappoint and I'm dirt, know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And I suck in the eye.
She gave me laughter and hope
And I suck in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye.
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me I love the bearded barley
Lively beside the green green grass.
Lively beside the green green grass.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly beside the green green grass.
Nightly beside the green green grass.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me I love the beer and barley
Lightly beside the green green grass
Lightly beside the green green grass
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly beside the green green grass
Nightly beside the green green grass
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me between the milky highlights,
lean me onto the gritty floor
lean me onto the gritty floor
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight,
lead me out on the moonlit floor
lead me out on the moonlit floor
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the broken treehouse
Swing me my bra is hanging tight
Swing me my bra is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the broken treehouse
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the olden tree house
Swing swing, Our bud is hanging tight
Bring bring bring your flowered hat
We'll take the train marked on your father's mat
Swing swing, Our bud is hanging tight
Bring bring bring your flowered hat
We'll take the train marked on your father's mat
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the beauty parlor
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out by the bearded barley
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, I am the Bearded Lady.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, I'll have the bearded Marlene.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, I'm the bearded Marlene.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, beneath the milky twilights
Leave me, I on a moonlit floor
Lift you broken head.
Leave me, I on a moonlit floor
Lift you broken head.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand.
Lead me, out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, my brother's hanging tyre
Original Lyrics:
Swing me, upon this hanging tyre
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, out of the weird ass barley
Lightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the silly step
You wear those shoes and I'm wearing a bad dress OR You wear those shoes and I'm wearing a bag dress
Oh, kiss me, beneath the murky twilight
Leave me out on the moonlit floor
(Later)
Bring, bring, bring your flower and hat
We'll take the train marked on your father's map
Lightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the silly step
You wear those shoes and I'm wearing a bad dress OR You wear those shoes and I'm wearing a bag dress
Oh, kiss me, beneath the murky twilight
Leave me out on the moonlit floor
(Later)
Bring, bring, bring your flower and hat
We'll take the train marked on your father's map
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
(Later)
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
(Later)
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, out on a date with Marlene.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me out of the bearded barley.
Amber Frey (mistress of the accused wife murderer Scott Peterson) was attempting to sing this song in a phone conversation she was having with Peterson. And these are the lyrics she sang. Got to give her a little credit though - she did say that she knew these weren't the right lyrics. The phone transcript can be viewed here: http://www.courttv.com/trials/peterson/docs/wiretap0101b.html?page=10
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me,
I like you being buddy
I agree, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, to a spinning stop
You wear those shoes and I will eat that dress
I like you being buddy
I agree, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, to a spinning stop
You wear those shoes and I will eat that dress
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me,
out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift you overhead
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift your broken head.
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift your overpants
Strike up the band that make the fireflies and Sailor Moon sparkling
So kiss me
Strike up the band that make the fireflies and Sailor Moon sparkling
So kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, Silver moon's sparkling
so kiss me
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, Silver moon's sparkling
so kiss me
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me fart like.
Original Lyrics:
And make the fire flies
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
May the fireflies dance
a silver moon sparkling.
a silver moon sparkling.
Original Lyrics:
Make the fireflies dance
Silver moon sparkling.
Silver moon sparkling.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bra is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Upon its hanging tire
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Upon its hanging tire
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh kiss me, beneath American twilight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh kiss me, beneath the milky twilight.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, kiss me beneath the milk eat tie night
Lead me out on the moonlit toe
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the spotlits dance
silver moon sparkling so kiss me
Lead me out on the moonlit toe
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the spotlits dance
silver moon sparkling so kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
silver moon's sparkling so kiss me
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
silver moon's sparkling so kiss me
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail the moon sparkling.
Original Lyrics:
Silver moon sparkling
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailor Moon sparkling
Original Lyrics:
Silver moon sparkling
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spank me, upon my big green a**.
Original Lyrics:
Lightly, beside the green, green grass
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strap on a bandage
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make a far cry and
stand in the silver moon sparkling
so kiss me
stand in the silver moon sparkling
so kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
the silver moon's sparkling
so kiss me
the silver moon's sparkling
so kiss me
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the bar-flies dance
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fart light stand silver moon sparkling
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparkling
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fart lines.
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies...
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fart-flies dance
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the spotlight and
Silver Moon sparkling.
Silver Moon sparkling.
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling.
Silver moon's sparkling.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike up the band and take the spotlight and the silver moon
Original Lyrics:
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, the silver moon's sparkling
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing me, I promise hanging tight.
Original Lyrics:
Swing me upon this hanging tire.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing me, my bra is hanging tight
Original Lyrics:
Swing me, upon this hanging tire
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing the spinning stacks
Original Lyrics:
Swing the spinning step
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing, swing, our butt is hanging out
Original Lyrics:
Swing, me upon its hanging tire
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trademark on your father's map.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked down your father's back.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your body's map.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's back.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the trail right down your body's map
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the train mark on your father's a**.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the train marked on your father's back
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take the train right down your father's back.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your open hand.
Original Lyrics:
Lift your open hand.
Sixpence None the Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell those Jews that I will wear that dress
Original Lyrics:
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wear those shoes and then we'll wear that dress.
Original Lyrics:
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.
Sixpence None The Richer's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wear those shoes and underwear and that dress
Original Lyrics:
You'll wear those shoes and I'll wear that dress
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