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Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks who used to pay the face
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks
Who used to paint their face.
Who used to paint their face.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks
Who used to paint their face.
Who used to paint their face.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those day old freaks who used to run the race.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although Dago freaks that used to run the place
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Careful what Drew Carey.
Original Lyrics:
Careful what you carry.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean ol' Fred up
Or we'll all end up in jail.
Or we'll all end up in jail.
Original Lyrics:
Clean this mess up
Else we'll all end up in jail.
Else we'll all end up in jail.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tad young in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tap yard in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize, you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize, that you were a champion in their eyes?
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize
You were a tadpole in their eyes?
You were a tadpole in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize
That you were a champion in their eyes?
That you were a champion in their eyes?
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every 'head man' had your number on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Every A-Frame had your number on the wall
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every Ephraim had your number on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Every A-Frame had your number on the wall
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motorhome
Motorhome is perhaps an oblique reference to Ken Kesey's "Magic Bus?" This would make sense if you ascribe to the theory that the song is about Purple Owsley.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at the technicolor aura
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a Long Beach holiday
Original Lyrics:
Get it along, Kid Charlemagne
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't long, Kid Charlemagne
or
Get a monkey, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
Original Lyrics:
Get along, kid charlemagne
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get along, Big Chinamen
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get along, get along with your holiday
Get along with your holiday.
Get along with your holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it along, kid Chinaman
Original Lyrics:
Get it along, Kid Charlemagne
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on, Kid Charlemagne.
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the hills they stuffed the lake with kerosene
Original Lyrics:
On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't long
It ain't long to Chamonix
It ain't long to Chamonix
It ain't long to Chamonix
It ain't long to Chamonix
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Long, Kenny Long come shine on me
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Long, Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the wise men on the street.
You are obsolete
Look at all the wise men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunning whir in Vegas, you are not so sweet.
Look at all the wise men on the street.
Look at all the wise men on the street.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken; you are obsolete.
Look at all the white men on the street.
Look at all the white men on the street.
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