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Always no hugging no kissing and then I get a wet dream
Always no hugging no kissing until I get a wedding ring
And she said, 'No Nagasaki
Until I get a wedding vow.'
And she said, 'No huggin' no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'
I said honey, I'll live naked for the rest of my life.
or
I said honey, I'll live wicked for the rest o' my life.
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life.
Keep Your Pants To Yourself
Keep Your Hands To Yourself
No honky-tonky scene
'Til I get a wedding ring.
And she said, 'No huggin', no kissin'
Until I get wedding vow.'
That's when she told me a story 'bout pre-milking a cow.
That's when she told me the story 'bout free milk and a cow.
That's when she told me a story 'bout free milkin' a cow
or
That's when she told me a story 'bout three milks and a cow
or
That's when she told me a story 'bout three milks and a cow
That's when she told me the story 'bout free milk and a cow
That's when she told me the story
'Bout three men in a cow
That's when she told me the story
'Bout free milk and a cow
Always no honky tonky kitchen
Always no huggin' no kissing
Always no huggy-duggy scene
Always no huggin' no kissing
Don't put my law on the shelf
Don't put my love on the shelf
Don't tell me no lies and keep your hands to yourself
Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself