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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Keeping The Faith that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biddied-up shades
Original Lyrics:
Ditty bop shades
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Bob shades
Original Lyrics:
Ditty bop shades
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and I called my sensei.
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint Carl Simpson.
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Combed my hair in a perfect 'O'
Original Lyrics:
Combed my hair in a pompadour
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh pack of Lucky's and a mint Carl Simpson
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found out a man ain't just eating nachos
Ate an awful lot of late night drive-in poop
Drank a lot of take home pee
Original Lyrics:
I found out a man ain't just being macho
Ate an awful late of late night drive-in food
Drank a lot of take-home pay
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found out a man named Jess Bean Nacho.
Original Lyrics:
I found out a man ain't just being macho.
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you my reasons
For the Holy Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I told you my reasons
For the whole revival.
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint, cost ten cents.
Original Lyrics:
I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen.
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been kicked in the face!
Original Lyrics:
I've been keeping the faith!
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick in the face
Original Lyrics:
Keeping the faith
Billy Joel's, "Keeping The Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick in the face
Original Lyrics:
Keeping the faith
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
A permanent rave
Original Lyrics:
A permanent wave
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and I'm incarcensin'
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned that six foot is not enough
Original Lyrics:
I heard about sex, but not enough
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Iridescent socks with the same color shirt
And an iced cappuccino
Original Lyrics:
Iridescent socks with the same color shirt
And a tight pair of chinos
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m kicking the can
Original Lyrics:
I’m keeping the faith
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye to the oldies and boobies
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye to the oldies but goodies
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I was shaved, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Then I was saved, yeah
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the melody stays, yeah
Original Lyrics:
When the memory stays, yeah
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can mingle too long in your dreams
Original Lyrics:
You can linger to long in your dreams
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never get caught in your dreams
Original Lyrics:
You can linger too long in your dreams
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wiggle too long in your dreams
Original Lyrics:
You can linger too long in your dreams
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're about six-foot-not-enough.
Original Lyrics:
I heard about sex, but not enough

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