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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kate that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down by Rosemary and Triomph
She hands out the Vodka Fajitta's.
She hands out the Vodka Fajitta's.
Original Lyrics:
Down by Rosemary and Cameron
She hands out the Bhagavad Gita.
She hands out the Bhagavad Gita.
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gather 'round the secret guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Gather 'round and sing the guitar.
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mistakes, philanthropies
Original Lyrics:
Her mix-tapes a masterpiece.
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mix-tapes and Master P's.
Original Lyrics:
Her mix-tapes a masterpiece.
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be laid, laid.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be Kate, Kate.
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat cake, cake
Original Lyrics:
I want to be Kate, Kate
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
She hums In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Original Lyrics:
She hands out the Bhagavad Gita
Ben Folds Five's, "Kate"
Misheard Lyrics:
The next day she masturbates
and walks through the garden so her brothers can see.
and walks through the garden so her brothers can see.
Original Lyrics:
Her mixed tape's a masterpiece.
She walks through the garden so the roses can see.
She walks through the garden so the roses can see.
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