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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Just The Two Of Us that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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I hear the crystal raindrops fall
On a widowed Daryl Hall.
I see the crystal raindrops fall
On the window down the hall.
I see the Crisco raindrops fall,
and the beauty of it all
I see the crystal raindrops fall.
And the beauty of it all
Just the tuba
Just the two of us
That night I don't think one week I slept.
That night I don't think one wink I slept.
The wild white people will make you mad
Disrespect you and treat you bad.
Throughout life people will make you mad
Disrespect you and treat you bad.
Wasted all the bitter years
And it don't make no flowers bloom
Wasted waters's all that is
And it don't make no flowers grow
I see the Christmas raindrops fall
And the pity of it all
Is when the song comes shining through
I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
Just a chewable
Just the two of us
Just a cubicle, human eye
Just the two of us, you and I
Just a tour bus
Just the two of us
Sunset Blvd.
Just the two of us
We can make it if we die
We can make it if we try
We can make it if we talk
We can make it if we try
We look for love no time for tears
Wasted what and all that is
And it don't make no fly or grow
We look for love no time for tears
Wasted water's all that is
And it don't make no flowers grow
We'll get naked if we try
We can make it if we try
We’ll get naked, just the two of us
We can make it, just the two of us