Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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Change laxatives,
still come reeling through the door
Change the locks three times,
still come reeling through the door
Changed the locks 3 times
You stuck a million through the door.
Changed the locks 3 times
Still come reeling through the door.
I really did think it meant someone was shoving a million pounds through the letterbox just to get back into the flat!
Changed the locks 3 times
Stick a meal in through the door.
Changed the locks 3 times
Still come reeling through the door.
Changed the locks three times
I stick an eel in through the door.
Changed the locks three times
He still comes reeling through the door.
Don’t get my symphony
Don’t get my sympathy
I am not the 15th floor
Hanging out the fifteenth floor
Science, science
or
Silence, silence
or
Sign it, sign it
Silent, silent
Teach you how to get secure as hell
Teach you how to get to purest hell
You do it 'til you burst, you do.
You do it to yourself, you do.
You screw it to your shelf, you do.
You do it to yourself, you do.