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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jose Cuervo that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I piss-off the cowboys, did I shoot out the lights, ...?
Original Lyrics:
Did I kiss all the cowboys, did I shoot out the lights, ...?
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I piss-off the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Original Lyrics:
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homesick weirdo
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo
From email: In the middle of a show in Decatur AL.,some drunk ladie came up and said,"Do you know the song about the Homesick weirdo"?I didn't have a clue 'til she sang the melody....."Homesick weirdo, you are a friend of mine"!
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to drink you with a little salt and wine.
Original Lyrics:
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to drink you with a little salty lime
'Til I kiss all the cowboys
Then I shoot out the lights
Then I dance on the bar
'Til I start a fight.
'Til I kiss all the cowboys
Then I shoot out the lights
Then I dance on the bar
'Til I start a fight.
Original Lyrics:
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose Queermo
You are a friend of mine.
You are a friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo
You are a friend of mine.
You are a friend of mine.
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose Quervo you are a friend of mine
I'd like to sing you a little song of mine.
I'd like to sing you a little song of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
Shelly West's, "Jose Cuervo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Saint Cuervo, You are a friend of mine
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo, You are a friend of mine
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