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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jolly Holiday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Disney's Mary Poppins', "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carnal knowledge
Original Lyrics:
Common knowledge
Disney's 'Mary Poppins''s, "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with Hubert.
Original Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with you, Burt.
Disney's 'Mary Poppins''s, "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a jolly olly day with you.
Original Lyrics:
It's a jolly holiday with you.
Disney's Mary Poppins', "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now birds, not if you're lucky about!
Original Lyrics:
Now Bert, none of your larking about!
Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews', "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh it's a jolly holiday with Hubert
Original Lyrics:
Oh it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
They performed this one together in the movie "Mary Poppins".
Julie Andrews', "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Hubert
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you Bert
Disney's Mary Poppins', "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Mary holds your gland,
You feel so grand
Original Lyrics:
When Mary holds your hand,
You feel so grand
Disney's Mary Poppins', "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Mary holds your hand,
Her fee's a grand
Original Lyrics:
When Mary holds your hand,
It feels so grand
Disney's Mary Poppins', "Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd never think of p*ssing in the foliage,
Forbearance is the hallmark of your pee
Original Lyrics:
You'd never think of pressing your advantage,
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed

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