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I went to Chuck E. Cheese's all my life
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
I'm finally practicing what i'm preaching
I'm finally making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of ufo's
If you promse to (something), try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do
Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
won't find me making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do
I've been to Chuck E. Cheese's all my life
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
I've loved Chuck E. Cheese all my life
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
It's Jewish by the way.
Just do it right away.
I’ve been coming to D.C. all my life
I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life
I’ve been falling to pieces all my life
I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life
See his face on the bare bones
See his face on the billboard
Well finally practicing what I'm preaching.
Well I'm finally making sacrifice.
But I can get you a pocket full of records
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say or do as I do.
Won't find me practicing what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do
You buy a piece of meat
You buy a piece of me