Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jesus Freak that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Constipated, I cut the cheese.
Separated, I cut myself clean.
I saw a man eating dessert, with nats on his head
I saw a man in the desert with naps in his head
I saw a man with a tack on his big, fat belly
I saw a man with a tat on his big, fat belly
I saw a man with tat on his big fat belly
It wiggled around like Mother Angeli
I saw a man with a tat on his big fat belly
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
I seriously though this was a humorous shout out to influential EWTN founder Mother Angelica. It made sense since DC Talk is a Christian band, but I later found out the real lyrics.
It wiggled around like honorable mentions
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
What would kittens think when they hear that I'm a cheesy freak?
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
What would people think when they hear that I'm a diesel freak?
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
What would people think when they hear that I'm a feces creep?
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
What would people think when they hear that I'm an easy street?
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
What would people think when they hear that all the cheese is free?
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?