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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jesus Freak that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipated, I cut the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Separated, I cut myself clean.
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man eating dessert, with nats on his head
Original Lyrics:
I saw a man in the desert with naps in his head
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man with a tack on his big, fat belly
Original Lyrics:
I saw a man with a tat on his big, fat belly
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man with tat on his big fat belly
It wiggled around like Mother Angeli
Original Lyrics:
I saw a man with a tat on his big fat belly
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
I seriously though this was a humorous shout out to influential EWTN founder Mother Angelica. It made sense since DC Talk is a Christian band, but I later found out the real lyrics.
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wiggled around like honorable mentions
Original Lyrics:
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would kittens think when they hear that I'm a cheesy freak?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a diesel freak?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a feces creep?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
DC Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm an easy street?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
dc Talk's, "Jesus Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that all the cheese is free?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?

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