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'cause she's watching him with no ties
'cause she's watching him with those eyes
And I'm looking in the miracle of time
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
And she's lovin' him with that farty, I just know it.
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it.
And she's lovin' him with that vile kissin' noise.
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it.
And she's loving him with barnyard kissing noises.
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it.
And she's loving him with her, by her kisses I know it.
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it.
But lately something's changed and he's harder to find
Jessie's got himself a girl, and I wanna make her mine.
But lately something's changed, and it ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl, and I wanna make her mine.
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably mute.
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot.
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is bob a newt.
I wanna tell her that I love, but the point is probably moot.
I want to tell her that I love her
but the dude is probably nude
I wanna tell her that I love but
the point is probably moot
I wish I could just kiss this girl.
I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
I wish I had a gypsy curse
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish I had a gypsy girl.
I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
I wish I was Gypsy Girl
I wish that I had Jessie's Girl
I wish I was Jessie's Girl
I wish that I had Jessie's Girl
I wish I was a Gypsy girl.
I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
I wish that I could just see the girl.
I wish that I had Jesse's girl.
I wish that I could test these girls
I wish that I had Jesse's girl
I wish that I was Jessie's girl
Wished I could be a woman like that
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
I'm living in the middle all the time
I'm looking in the mirror all the time
I'm wishin' I could test these girls.
I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want a mega man.
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine.
Lately something's changed, and it's hard to define
Lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define
The point has brought them loose
The point is probably moot
The point has brought them to it
The point is probably moot
Why can't I find a woman like that?
Where can I find a woman like that?
You know I wish that I had Dustin's girl
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
You know I wish that I had Jersey Boys
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
You know I wish that I had chances go
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
You know I wish that I had juiciest girl.
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
I wish that I had Gypsie's girl.
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Not Jessie’s Girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie’s Girl