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Those who fart will go to jail
There's a party going on at the county jail
Everbody in all say, 'Oh, Bob!'
We're dancing to the jailhouse rob.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Everybody in the horse sale lot
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Everybody in the old saphire.
Everybody in the whole cell block.
Everybody in the wholesale block.
Everybody in the whole cell block.
Everybody in the wholesale block
Was dancing to the jailhouse rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Wwas dancing to the Jailhouse Rock.
Everybody in the wholesale lot
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock
Everybody in the wholesale rock
Was dancin' in a jailhouse rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Everybody with nose hair rocks.
or
Everybody we knows here rocks.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Everybody you know, except Pop
Everybody in the whole cell block
Everybody, let's lock
Everybody, let's rock
Goin' to the potty in the county jail
The warden threw a party in the county jail
I once threw a party in the county jail
The warden threw a party in the county jail
I sure am delighted with your powerful knee!
I sure am delighted with your company.
I believed these words were the real ones ever since 1957!
I sure you would be delighted " whomp'n " me .
I sure am delighted with your company.
I wanna stick around, I wanna kill my kids
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks
If you can't find a partner, use a whirlpool chair.
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair.
If you can't find a potty use a wooden chair
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
If you can't find a potty, use a wooden chair.
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair.
Number 47 said to number 3 'You're the cuests jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with some sodomy.'
Number 47 said to number 3 'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company.'
Number 47-60-93
The cutest, cutest jailbird I ever did see
Sure would be delighted, won't you bop with me.
Number 47 said to number 3
'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company.'
Sad sack a-s***tin' on a block of stone
The sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Shifty had fifty seven bucks for Heaven's sake
Bugsy's looking out just to make a break.
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Next next
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, 'For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break.'
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, 'Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.'
Sure would be delighted if you'd bump with me.
Sure would be delighted with your company.
Sure would be delighted with you accompanying me
or
Sure would be delighted, will you accompany me?
or
Sure would be delighted with you pumping me
Sure would be delighted with your company
Sure would be delighted with you humping me.
Sure would be delighted with your company.
Sure would be delighted with you popping me.
Sure would be delighted with your company.
Sure would be delighted would you bop with me.
Sure would be delighted with your company.
The drummer Buzz Anelli went a crash boom bang.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash boom bang.
The warden threw a potty in the county jail
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The whole river Szechuan was the Purple Gang
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your rump on me.
OR
I sure would be delighted with your bumpin' me.
OR
I sure would be delighted. Will you bunk with me?
OR
I sure would be delighted with your boinkin' me.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company