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And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my JPEG band.
And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan,
Behind my J Pan Clan
Behind my japan fan
Behind my jay pan plan
Behind my Japan fan
Bet they'll like a Jew in Jackson.
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson.
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a pony's tail.
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But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a police badge.
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
I'll be dancin' on a pony cake
I'll be dancin' on a pony keg
We got married in a river, hotter than a speckled trout
We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout
We got married in a theater hotter than a pet bird's brow
We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout
We got married in a theatre, harder than a pit bull's brown.
We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout
You got pig poo on yourself.
Make a big fool of yourself.
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