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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa's balls are on the way
Original Lyrics:
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Hitler
Original Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your balls hang out for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your bowels wring out for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the Omicron's appeared
And it's frozen up my beard
Original Lyrics:
Now the frosticals appeared
And they've frozen up my beard
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be Guinness everyday
Original Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be p***-ups everyday
Original Lyrics:
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to pay
Original Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Hitler everyday
Original Lyrics:
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like a blow
Original Lyrics:
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like to know
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you give your drugs for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you give your love for Christmas

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