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Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa's balls are on the way
Don't you lock the doors,
You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Let the bells ring out for Hitler
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Let your balls hang out for Christmas
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Let your bowels wring out for Christmas
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Now the Omicron's appeared
And it's frozen up my beard
Now the frosticals appeared
And they've frozen up my beard
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Oh I wish it could be Guinness everyday
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Oh I wish it could be p***-ups everyday
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to pay
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Well I wish it could be Hitler everyday
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like a blow
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well he just might like to know
Wizzard's,
"I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday"
Why don't you give your drugs for Christmas
Why don't you give your love for Christmas