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And I got all "One Life to Live"
And I got all my life to live
And so you’re back, from modesty
And so you're back, from outer space.
At first I was afraid, I was a butterfly.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
At first I was afraid, I was sacrificed
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
and I learned how to get it on
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
and I learned how to get along
Calling Paula Zahn
Not to fall apart
Did you think I'd lend you a dime?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Did you think I'd struggle?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'm Columbo
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did you think I'm Grandpa?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'm clever?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I’m a trombone?
or
Did you think I’m in trouble?
Did you think I’d crumble?
Did you think, "Ay Carumba!"
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
First I was a maid
First I was afraid
First I was afraid
I was a pedophile.
First I was afraid
I was petrified.
First I was afraid
I was butterfly
First I was afraid
I was petrified
First I was afraid, that I loved seasoned fries.
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
I just walked in to find you here without that look upon your face.
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should have change that stupid putz,
I should have made you leave your king,
if I don't know for just one second
you be back to bother me.
I should have changed that stupid lock,
I should have made you leave your keys
if I'd a' known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me.
I should have change that stupid putz
I should have made you take your king.
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key.
I used to die
I used to cry
I was wrong, but I learned how to get along.
I grew strong, but I learned how to get along.
I'm not some changed-up little gherkin still in love with you
I'm not the chained up little person still in love with you.
I'm not that chained up little nurse who's still in love with you
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you
I'm not that charged-up little girl who's still in love with you.
I'm not the chained up little person still in love with you.
I'm not that king of little urchins still in love with you.
I'm not the chained up little person still in love with you.
It took all the s*** I had not to fall apart.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
It took all the s*** I had.
It took all the strength I had.
It's a promise in my act not to fall apart
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Just thinking I could never give
Without the poo at my side.
Just thinking I could never live
Without you by my side.
Just thinking I could never live
With that s**t by my side
Just thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
Not the Boulevard
Not to fall apart
Now I hope I had a pie.
Now I hold my head up high.
O Canada!
Walk out the door
On wheels of fire
I will survive.
Somebody nude
Somebody new
The first I was afraid, that was butterflies.
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Walk like a dork
Walk out the door
Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me with that knife?
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with 'goodbye'?
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with a knife?
Did you think I'd mumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with your bike?
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Weren't you the one who tried to rape me with his eyes?
Weren't you the one who tried to break me....
Weren't you the one who tried to rape me? Well goodbye!
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Weren't you the one who tried to rate me with a bike?
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with 'goodbye'?
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with Dubai?
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?