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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for It Wasn't Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
(There was a bee)
or
(There was a leaf)
or
(There was a Jeep)
Original Lyrics:
(It wasn't me)
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Was it me?)
Original Lyrics:
(It wasn't me)
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Washington, D.C.)
Original Lyrics:
(It wasn't me)
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby tell me that she caught me red-handed
Creepy with the girl next door
She came in, we were both caught
making love on the bathroom floor
Original Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
"Love on the Bathroom Floor" is actually used in censored versions
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bathroom door
Original Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banging on the bathroom door
Original Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner.
Original Lyrics:
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' from the bathroom door
Original Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red handed bangin on the girl next door.
Picture this we were both butt naked layin on the bedroom floor.
How could I forget that i had given her an inch of me?
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red handed, creeping with the girl next door.
Picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor.
How could I forget that i had given her an extra key?
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Freakin with the girl next door
Original Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin with the girl next door
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey camen and she court me red handed
faking in the bath next door,
picture this we were both in fake-id,
cleaning up the bathroom floor,
how could I forget that I had given her some exicy,
all this time she was waiting there
she never lasted for more than a week,
oh shoulla ikka onna inna your villa,
you better clean it up or else she will kill you in a minute
Original Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red-hand
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget
That I had given her an ecstacy
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an STD?
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an engagement ring?
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an extra tea?
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an inch of meat
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget that I had give up our relationship?
Original Lyrics:
How can I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget that I had given her an STD?
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget that I had given her an extra 'D'?
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget that I was in a relationship?
Original Lyrics:
How can I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget that I was jiggin' with my next of kin?
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I have forgotten I gave her HIV
Original Lyrics:
How could I have forgotten I gave her an extra key
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I've forget that I gave her an extra kiss?
Original Lyrics:
How could I've forget that I gave her an extra key?
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
How you can give your woman access to your villain?
Stress and weakness while you cling to your pillar
You better watch your bath before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you call The Beano
OR
Let's review the situation that you call the peanut
(Later)
Never admit to Herbert she say
And if she claim a motor, baby, no way
(Later)
Heard the scream get louder, she said, "Oh, baby, so what?"
(Later)
All the little evidence, you'd better go to Mass
Wait for your answer, go overtime
But if she starts to run, you know you better run fast
Original Lyrics:
How you can give your woman access to your villa?
Trespass and a-witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you caught up in, ah
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she stay a night, convince her stay a day
Never admit to a word when she say
And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"
(Later)
Heard the scream get louder, she stayed until it was over
(Later)
All the little evidence you better know to mask
Quick upon your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
"The Beano" is a title of a very popular British comic.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know how the heck this happened
Original Lyrics:
I don't know how I let this happen
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If she say it's night
convince her that you're gay
Original Lyrics:
If she say it's night,
convince her that it's day
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna
Original Lyrics:
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner.
There isn't any link or form to correct the incorrect lyrics.. there isn't even an answer or a link or the FAQ
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love on the bedroom floor
Original Lyrics:
Banging on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love on the bathroom floor
Original Lyrics:
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed
Dreamin' about the girl next door.
Original Lyrics:
She caught me red-handed
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you're another woman, you're a winner
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you've another woman access to your villa
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture this I was looking at Playboy
Smearin' up my bed-room floor.
Original Lyrics:
Picture this: We were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture this we were both butt naked,
hanging on the bathroom door.
Original Lyrics:
Picture this we were both butt naked,
bangin' on the bathroom floor.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture this,
We were both partaking
Cleaning up the bathroom floor
Original Lyrics:
Picture this,
We were both buck naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Cleaning up the bathroom floor.
or
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Dreaming on the bathroom floor.
Original Lyrics:
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture this: we were both in aprons
Cleanin' up the bathroom floor
Original Lyrics:
Picture this: we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
Editor's note: This actually isn't misheard; one is the album version and the other is a radio edit.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture us we were both in aprons
cleaning up the bathroom floor
Original Lyrics:
Picture us, we were both butt naked
banging on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pitchin' this: Weed were boned butt n**ga
Bangin' on the bathroom whore.
Original Lyrics:
Picture this: We were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw me pissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Original Lyrics:
Saw me kissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeing is believing
so you better change your sex
Original Lyrics:
Seeing is believing
so you better change your specs
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She caught me one-handed
banging on the bathroom door
Original Lyrics:
She caught me red-handed
banging on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said our dealy was over
or
She said I did it when I was sober.
or
She said I did it when I was sober
or
She said it really was over
or
She said it really was over
Original Lyrics:
She stayed until it was over
I saw a lyrics sites list: "She said our dealy was over" but the rest of the sites seemed to agree it was "She stayed until it was over" so I'm going with that as the correct lyrics.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said our dinner over was.
Original Lyrics:
She stayed until it was over.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'I think it was over.'
Original Lyrics:
She stayed until it was over.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thought it really was over.
Original Lyrics:
She stayed until it was over.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vasoline
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't me.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were both caught
making love on the bathroom floor
Original Lyrics:
We were both but naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the Paas
Original Lyrics:
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past
Paas is a brand of Easter egg dye.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she's got a rump a***.
Original Lyrics:
You know you better run fast.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she's got a rump arse
Original Lyrics:
You know you better run fast
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may think that you're a failure
But you're pumping in love.
Original Lyrics:
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may think that you're a player
But you're f***ing me up.
Original Lyrics:
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost.
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may think that you're a player
But you're f**king in love
Original Lyrics:
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may think that you're a player
But you're humping too long
Original Lyrics:
You may thing think you're a player
But you can't be more wrong

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