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And I held her hand and Maggie's.
And I held her hand in mine.
And I held her hand in Hawaii
And I held her hand in mine
And I held her hand in I-90.
And I held her hand in mine.
And I held her hand in life
And I held her hand in mine
And I held her hand in line
And I held her hand in mine
And the way she looked was wavy arms and hair.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
And the way she looked was wavy on the edge.
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
And the way she looked was wavy on the hair.
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
And the way she looked was wavy on the men.
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And the way she looked was wavy on the mare.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
And the way she looked was way beyond a man.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
And the way she looked was way beyond command.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
And the way she looked was way beyond her man.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
And the way she looked was way beyond repair
And the way she looked was way beyond compare
And the way she looked was way beyond the mare.
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
And the way she moved was way beyond command.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
Beatles',
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she shook was wavy armpit hair
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing bare?
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing there?
How could I dance with her mother
When I saw her straggly hair?
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing there?
I saw her stand in bed.
I saw her standing there.
I saw her standing bare.
I saw her standing there.
I'll never dance with a number since I saw her standing there
I'll never dance with another since I saw her standing there
I'll never dance with my mother
'Cause I saw her underwear.
I'll never dance with another
Since I saw her standing there.
I'll never dance with your mother since your father's standing there
I'll never dance with another since I saw her standing there
One-two-three-bah!
One-two-three-four!
One-two-three-f**k!
One-two-three-four
The way she looked was way beyond her hair
The way she looked was way beyond compare
Well my heart went boom as I crossed that room
and I held her hand almighty!
Well my heart went boom as I crossed that room
and I held her hand in mine
Well, my butt went poop
When I saw John Rupe.
Well, my heart went boom
When I crossed that room.
Well, my heart went zoom
when I crossed that room
Well, my heart went boom
when I crossed that room
Well, she was just chili 'n' beans
Well, she was just seventeen
Beatles',
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Welshy was just seventeen.
Well, she was just seventeen.