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And now it seems at Barnes & Noble stores
And now it seems I'm falling, falling for her
And now, I know she has built-in amenities.
But now, I know she's got a built in ability.
Butt-kicking nothing, nothing could go wrong
But thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong
Butt-kicking nothing
But thinking nothing
Got to have that visible top chef.
or
She's got that invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
Grabs my Oreo heart.
Grabs right hold of your heart.
He took the hand, sang 'give it all posture'
That's what she needs, and that's what's holding her horse
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
See seems to have an invisible torchiere.
or
She seems to have an invisible tourtiere.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's got an invisible lamp or an invisible pork pie. I blame the French.
She burnt the house down then she wants to talk shit
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She doing handstands with an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She don't like losing
to hurry 'Circle K'
She don't like losing
to her it's still a game.
She don't like losing to her ex-Paladin
She don't like losing; to her it's still a game.
She don't like losing to perfect citizens
She don't like losing, to her it's still a game
She gets around on invisible crutches
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She has a built in guillotine
She has the built-in ability
She has a built-in guillotine
She has a built-in ability
She has a filthy ability
To take everything she sees
She has a built-in ability
To take everything she sees
She has a hatchback, really thinks she's tough s**t.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She has a kitten ability
To take everything she seeds
She has a built-in ability
To take everything she sees
She has the body of Billie Jean.
Se has a built-in ability.
She has the hidden ability
She has a built-in ability.
She is a half-a**, easy don't cut it.
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah.
She is a half-ass, dizzy whop-top, shoot
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She is an invisible duchess
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She lets her hair down, baby don't touch it
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She put her head down, is he gonna touch it?
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in and grabs my podium
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
She reaches in and that’s not polio.
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart.
She reaches in, and that's not holy of her.
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
She s*** her pants at a physical function.
or
She s*** her pants at a critical junction.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She says I have no physical attraction
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She see the half pint empty on the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She see the hat man. Is he gonna touch her?
She seems to have an invisible touch
She seem to have any Visigoths up there
She reaches in, she grabs 'er high holey, oh hot!!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in, she grabs right hold of your heart
She seemed a half-wit, easy on the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seemed so happy, living on the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seemed to have invisibly touched s***.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems a halfwit, easy on the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems so happy, busy for a talk show.
or
She seems to have it, busy for a talk show.
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
She seems to be a stupid f***, dumb s***
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to be in physical top shape.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a busy borrowed Ptaczek
She seems to have an invisible touch
I still have to listen carefully to every syllable being sung in order to hear the right words. It just doesn't flow.
She seems to have a dick in her butt, yea!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yea!
That would be awesome if that was the original lyric and I think he should change it
She seems to have a dizzy devil ducky.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a fizzy bottle top, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a fizzy mound of touchy.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a imperial contrac-tion.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a medieval touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a physical attraction.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a physical attraction
She seems to have an Invisible touch
Phil Collins adds so much emphasis on the words Invisible Touch it was always physical attraction. Makes more sense to a 16 yr old anyhow. I still hear the old lyric every time it comes on the radio.
She seems to have a physical dog shit
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have a physical dutchess
she feeds the gin and grabs my pony, uh-huh!
She seems to have an invisible touch
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have a physical dutchess
She reaches in, and grabs my pony, uh-huh.
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have a physical milkshake!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a physical touch it.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have a radio talk show
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She seems to have a turtle in a half-shell.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeh!
She seems to have an easy-boil tough shed.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an eenveesable tooch, yah.
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invincible denture.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invincible top chef!!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invincible tough shed.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible attache
She seems to have an invisible touch
She seems to have an invisible attachment.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible attrac-tion.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible budgie.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible bust, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible bust
or
She seems to have an invisible butt
She seems to have an invisible touch
She seems to have an invisible dog sh*t
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She seems to have an invisible jock strap!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible talk show
She seems to have an invisible touch
She seems to have an invisible time-share
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have an invisible timeshare
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible toaster.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have something, Izzy don't touch it!
or
She seems to have a physical talkshow
or
She seems to have an invisible tonsure
or
She's a half-pint physical Top Shot
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She sees the hat and physical attraction
or
She seems to have a physical texture
or
She has a hat and she keeps it on the top shelf
or
She seems to have a video talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Todger" is slang for a man's joy department
She seems to have an invisible tool shed.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have an invisible top hat
She reaches in, and pulls my pony apart.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have an invisible top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible top shelf
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She seems to have an invisible top shelf
She seems to have an invisible touch
She seems to have an invisible top shirt.
or
She seems to have invisible brushes.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible top shirt.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible top-shed.
she seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible top-ship
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible topshelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible torture.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible toucher
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have an invisible touchy
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have an invisible touché
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have an invisible tough s***.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible tough shed
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible tough shed
She seems to have an invisible touch
She seems to have an invisible tough shit
She reaches in, and it's non-stop polio, ha!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have an invisible tush, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible tush
She seems to have an invisible touch
She seems to have an invisible watch
Regis Philbin, and that's not polio
She seems to have an invisible touch,
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have and invisible hat, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have fun dizzy devil duckin'.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have got a fizzy bottle touch, yeah!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She seems to have invisible dog s***.
She seems to have an invisible touch.
She seems to have it easier in Times Square
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have it easy, but tough shit
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have some busy bottle talk shit
or
She seems to have an invisible cow shit
or
She seems to have some invisible dog shit
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She seems to have some busy bow tough s***
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She seems to have that invisble top shell
she has control and slowly reaches a part
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and slowly tears you apart
She seems to have that physical attention.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have that physical attraction.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have the invisible tough sh*t
She seems to have an invisible touch, yep
She seems to hear an inner Billie talk show.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to hear on the radio toxic
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She seems to hide and invisibly talks s***, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah.
She sees a fat man sitting on a couch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees a fat man sitting on the couches.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees a fat man sitting on the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees a hairpin, and isn't gonna touch it.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She sees a half man visiba dutch.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees a halfback and visits a talk show
She seems to have an invisible touch
She sees a hat and busy gonna touch it
She reaches in and your life starts honing apart.
or
She seems to have an invisible touch and
She reaches in and your life starts falling apart.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and grabs a hold of your heart
She sees a hat and is crazy for a top shirt
She seems to have a invisible touch yeah
She sees a hat and is it on the top shelf?
She seems to have an invisible touch.
She sees a hat and isn't gonna talk s**t.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees a hat and isn't gonna touch it
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She sees a hat and thinks she's all tough s***!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She sees a hat-rack, will she touch it?
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees his hair and gives him no tough s***.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees his hand and doesn't want to touch it
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeh
She sees his pants down, and then she will touch it.
She seem to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees his pants down, is he gonna talk s**t?
She seem to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the (something) sitting on top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the cat
She seems to have
She sees the half in the busy bubble talk show
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She sees the half-life, busy body toucha'.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hand and give you no talk s***
She seems to have and invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hand and isn't gonna touch it.
She seems to have and invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hand but Izzy won't touch it
She seems to have invisible touch
She sees the hand, and is he gonna touch her?
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right pony yo-har.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
She sees the hat and bizzy-bo touch, yeah
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She sees the hat and gives it a touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hat and is it on the top shelf?
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hat and isn't gonna talk sh*t
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She sees the hat and isn't gonna touch it
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah
She sees the hat and leaves it on the top shelf
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She sees the hat on invisible top shelf
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She sees the hat rack; is she going to touch it?
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hat, and Dizzy won't touch it.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the hat, and Izzy don't touch her!
She reaches in, and that's some Polio!
She seems to have an invisible touch,
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart!
She sees the hat, yeah, sitting on the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees the touch that you really can't touch it.
or
She sees the touch of invisible touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sees your hand and really don't touch it.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She sings in half and busy bone touch, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch,yeah.
She skates the half-pipe without visibly touching
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
She stole my heart and cheesy don't junk "chha"
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She thinks you have an invisible torture
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She took the hat and put it on the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She used to have an easy no touch this
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's a man and a dizzy wanna touch s***.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's got a baby and she covers it in chocolate.
She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah.
She's got a hot gun, busy on a tough s***
She's got a top gun, busy that will blow you apart.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and grabs a hold of your heart.
She's got something you just can't touch
She's got something you just can't trust
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something in cereal
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something mysterious
She's got something you just can't trust
Well, some eats your cereal.
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something mysterious.
She's got the hands of an invisible Duchess
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She's got to have it, easy don't talk s***!
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She's in a hut, an invisible hut, yeah.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's in love with Izzy Bow Touch-S***.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's just a girl on a digital talk show.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She's just a guilty bully.
She has a built-in ability.
She's just a half pipe busy bottom toucher
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's just a half-cast physical crutch.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's just a half-pint, busy body tough s***!
She'll turn around and grab right hold of your heart.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
A good friend heard me sing it that way, and I've she has never forgotten.
She's just a half-pint, gizzy-bone tough s***.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's just a half-pint, reaching for the top shelf.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She's out there building a tough shed.
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.