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Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Ahoy! Ahoy! Let's see a smile
Ahoy! Ahoy! Born in a sugar
Ahoy! Ahoy! See Billy Bunter
Ahoy! Ahoy! Love Mary Do
Ahoy! Ahoy! Land, sea and sky
Ahoy! Ahoy! Boy, man and soldier
Ahoy! Ahoy! Deceived and then punctured
Ahoy! Ahoy! Long may they die
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
C'mon C'mon, Nancy must die
C'mon C'mon, Barman a soda
C'mon C'mon, See them at bonkers
C'mon C'mon, Long live the doyyyyyyyy!
Ahoy! Ahoy! Land, sea and sky
Ahoy! Ahoy! Boy, man and soldier
Ahoy! Ahoy! Deceived and then punctured
Ahoy! Ahoy! Long may they die.
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Down Arnie Haddock, Dad herring drown
Glad to seal a loo, position has found.
Time for the audit, the gathering trial
A collectors dilemma, repositioned and filed.
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Into the valley, Peach of Andy Vine
That this is no virtue, The heat of divine
The smorgasbord matches, there's masses of lamb
This is Ceasar's catscan, Victor races down.
Into the valley, betrothed and divine
Realization's no virtue, But who can define
Why soldiers go marching, those masses align
This disease is catching, from victory to stone.
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Into the valley, beaten and defiled
Into the valley, betrothed and divine
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Into the valley, peaches on the vine
Into the valley, betrothed and divine
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Into the valley, people in the fire
Into the valley, betrothed and divine
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Out of cross human, blackest Argyll
Out of concealment, blank and stark eyed
Skids',
"Into The Valley"
Out of the tulip, Then test our kind
Why so uncertain, I'll puncture the seas
Drop us some big ones, tomorrow's Debbies
All systems pill him, the dragons are low.
Out of concealment, blank and stark eyed
Why so uncertain, this culture deceives
Prophesised, brainwashed, tomorrow's demise
All systems failing, the placards unroll.
Skids',
"Into the Valley"
Into the valley, deeper than the fire
Into the valley, betrothed and divine