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Every calorie is a war.
And the galleries of war.
I thought you were so innocent
Until I got my penis bent.
I thought you were so innocent
Until I got my fingers burnt.
Oh, I dreamed of losing faith and what she knows
And some music hits on the foreclose
Thinks of surgery as a new nose
And a calorie is a world.
Oh, Tina's losing faith in what she knows
Hates her music, hates all of her clothes
Thinks of surgery and a new nose
Every calorie is a war
Oh, I dreamed of losing faith and what she knows
And some music hits on the foreclose
Thinks of surgery as a new nose
Every gallory is a war.
Oh Tina's losing faith in what she knows
Hates her music hates all of her clothes
Thinks of surgery and a new nose
Every calorie's a war.
Oh, and she keeps loosing faith in what she knows
And the music case, the folklores
Thinks I'm such a real you know
And the calories a war.
Oh, I dreamed of losing faith and what she knows
And some music hits on the foreclose
Thinks of surgery and a new nose
And the galleries of war.
Thought that all my lies would get just one right.
Forfeit all my lives to get just one right.
Tina's losing faith in her chinos
Tina's losing faith in what she knows
We are all Edison
We are all innocent.
We are onions.
We are all innocent.
We are, we are all idiots.
We are, we are all innocent.
We are, we are all idiots.
We are, we are all innocent.
With the landlord man
Complaining like a broken stereo.
With Lennon and Cobain
A guitar and a stereo