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Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This....."
Misheard Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wombat
Turns me into a gutless wombat
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder
Turns me into a gutless wonder
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This....."
Misheard Lyrics:
Only what's good for a country paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder
Turns me into a gutless wonder
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder
Turns me into a gutless wonder
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I've watched your lover's butt, and it's really tanned.
Original Lyrics:
I've walked La Ramblas, but not with real intent.
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This..."
Misheard Lyrics:
If you tell them where to fish
Then your children will me missed.
Then your children will me missed.
Original Lyrics:
If you tolerate this
Then your children will be next.
Then your children will be next.
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holes in your head today
But I'm a pacifist
And I worked that rambler's
Butt plug with real intent
But I'm a pacifist
And I worked that rambler's
Butt plug with real intent
Original Lyrics:
Holes in your head today
But I'm a pacifist
I've walked La Ramblas
But not with real intent
But I'm a pacifist
I've walked La Ramblas
But not with real intent
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rubbed Frank Lampards butt not with real intent.
Original Lyrics:
I've walked Las Ramblas, but not with real intent.
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've watched bar rumbles but not with real intent
Original Lyrics:
I've walked La Ramblas but not with real intent
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can shoot rabbits
Then why can't you fascists?
Then why can't you fascists?
Original Lyrics:
If I can shoot rabbits
Then I can shoot fascists.
Then I can shoot fascists.
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you tolerate this,
then your children will be blessed
then your children will be blessed
Original Lyrics:
If you tolerate this,
then your children will be next
then your children will be next
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Minor prints put from pen to paper turns me into a gutless Womble
(Later)
Gravity keeps my head down, oh it is maybe shame
At being so young and being so brave
(Later)
Gravity keeps my head down, oh it is maybe shame
At being so young and being so brave
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper turns me into a gutless wonder
(Later)
Gravity keeps my head down or is it maybe shame
At being so young and being so vain
(Later)
Gravity keeps my head down or is it maybe shame
At being so young and being so vain
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