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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Leave Me Now that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Baby fleece don't go
Baby, please don't go
If you eat me now
You'll take away the biggest chomp from me
If you leave me now
You'll take away the biggest part of me
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest parlor piece.
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.
If you're breathing now
You take away the biggest fart of me
If you leave me now
You take away the biggest part of me
If you're leaking out
If you leave me now
If you're reading now
or
If you're 3D now
If you leave me now
Ooh no, I just walk to the stairs
Ooh no, I just want you to stay
Ooh, oh no, baby, pizza dough.
Oohh, oh no, baby, please don't go.
Oooh, no, there'll be peace on earth.
Oooh, no, baby please don't go.
Oooh..No, baby ping pong ball
Oooh.. No, baby please don't go
Oooh..no
Baby Flintstone girl
Oooh..no
Baby, please don't go.
When tomorrow comes and we both declare
The things we said today.
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today.
When tomorrow comes and we both feel bad
When tomorrow comes and we both regret
When tomorrow comes and we'll both feel better
The things we said today
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today.
You'll take away the biggest car from me
You'll take away the biggest part of me